This is the story of a young, innocent girl named Kaye Auss. Now, Kaye was your average young girl. Cute, gossipy, and somewhat nave to the ways of the world. One fateful day, Kaye took a walk in the Aalen forest, hoping to catch a glimpse of the legendary three-legged dryad that was rumoured to have been spotted in the vicinity. After only a few minutes of walking, she came across a small, colourful butterfly, caught in a thorn bush. Taking pity on it, Kaye worked painstakingly to free the delicate creature, and several hours later, she succeeded! Imagine her surprise when almost immediately the butterfly began to transform. It continued to grow and transform until GASP! It was the three-legged dryad! Amazed, Kaye reached out to touch her. A gleam of ferocity flickered briefly in the dryad's eyes before leaping forward and biting off one of Kaye's fingers. The dryad then laughed maliciously and ran off, as Kaye screamed obscenities in a rather nasty tone. When the anger subsided, and Kaye went to walk back

The moral of the story is:
-DO NOT TRUST BUTTERFLIES
-DO NOT TRUST THREE-LEGGED DRYADS
-IF YOU ARE TOO PREOCCUPIED WITH MISSING A BODY PART TO WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING, YOU COULD EASILY FALL INTO A LARGE BODY OF WATER AND BE LOST FOREVER.

Ok, that was three morals, but hey, so much the better, right? I hope you've learned from this, I wrote this for your benefits, so that nobody will have to suffer the same fate as poor little Kaye Auss.

The literary genius,
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Penned by my hand on the 15th of Sarapin, in the year 244 AF.