So, basically, you're just clinically insane, and need some serious help.
Just want you to know that I'm always here for you, if you need to discuss what's bothering you.
Go on, let it out, it'll make you feel much better. That applies to Kona, Lemon and Glade, too. *group hug*
Oh, I've got it...perhaps we could start an "Unbalanced Achaeans Anonymous", where you could all sit in a small room, with a locked door, and recite your poetry to each other?
Verl

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