As it has come to my attention, this war is far more serious
than it looked at first glance. So, I outstretch my rubbery hand
and tip my tall brimmed hat and have formed my own elite force
of poets...Well actually, its just me, but anyway, please be prepaired
To be blow away by Dr. Gladueses 'The Zombie In the Hat'

The sun did not shine
It was too wet to bash
So we sat in azdun
And ate Cohosh

I sat there with Acadia
We sat there we two
And I said, "How I wish
We had something to do!"

Too wet to bash,
And too Cold to PK
So we sat in azdun
And ate Cohosh all day

So all we could do was to
Eat Eat Eat,
And stare at the spider named Pete

And then, something went "Groan!"
Oh how that groan made us moan,
for we knew, it must be The Zombie In The Hat

I know some good things to bash
said the zombie
I really know how to smash!
Your Earth Mother will not mind if I do at all!

Then Acadia and I
Did not know what to say
Gaia was out of Sapience for the day!

But Acadia said "No! No!
Kill that zombie, let's turn him into trash!
We do not want to Smash!
We do not want to Bash!
He should not be here
He should not be about
He should not be here,
while Gaia is out!

"Now now, I can cause fear"
The zombie said with a sneer
Fortunately, thats not why I'm here!
"Why, we can have lots of fun,
Here is a game I call
harass the rulers of Azdun!"

The Zombie In The Hat Began To Drool...
On lachesis!
Oh how cruel!
Boy" I thought to myself, "That zombie is one stupid fool!

"But that is not ALL i can do said the zombie,
Let me introduce you to
Vampire one, and vampire two!"

He opend a box, and we saw something ne
It was Vapire one, and Vampire two!
They ran to us fast
they said "Howde do?"
We would like to drink your and Glade's Blood,
If It's ok with you!"

And Acadia and I
Did not know what to do
So we practically gave up our blood
to Vampire One And Two

"They should not be here
while Gaia is not!
Kill them now and lets give em' all we've got!"
Said the witherd corpse of Acadia to Glade as they sat to rott

Have no fear little sentinels
Said the zombie in the hat
These vampires are good vampires
And he gave them a pat
They are tame, Oh so tame!
They just came out to drink
But my my, don't they stink?"

Now acadia and I
We saw those two vampires
Sink their fangs into all!
<Bite, Slurp, Bite Slurp>
All the way down the hall!

They ran up, they ran down
They ran all around!
And I said
"I do not like the way they drink
When Gaia sees this,
What will she think?!?!?!
Then Acadia said "Look! Look!"
And I shook with fear
Gaia was on her way in!
What will she do with us
When she sees the mess were in!"

"Probably not care actually,
but this madness must stop!" I said with a glare!
Thinking quickly,
I morphed Jaguar, and acadia to Bear
And we mauled and we shreaded those vampires to dust
And then we said "Down with The Zombie in the hat..
Or Bust!"

We took their corpses and offered them to gaia
She was pleased with our offerings and we said "YAY!"
And she never found out, what happened that day.

Dr. Gladeus

As a side note, Gaia would probably not care about azdun because
it has nothing to do with nature. But It sounded good anyway so

there.

Yours Truly, Dr. Gladeus

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Mayan, in the year 241 AF.