Well I have a lot of things to spout about

First the whole road thing..I LOVE IT! Its the first time on a long time that I haven't skipped over most of the posts. Taranis, Napoloen, Rhenn, all of you.....you all make witty and incitful posts. Keep up the good arguments please

Nex on to Kona....
The question of flagons versus briefs is an aged one and I believe it requires more though than just a quick blurb...think about your actions young man
On one hand you have flagons...good for lots of things...though admitedly uncomfortable to wear and especially to sit with..if they are full they tend to cool your nuts a bit much more than I like..and if you are running and things get a littel out of place then when yousit it is even worse..what with all the hard edges and whatnot
Now briefs ont he other hand..are terrible to to drink and can not get you high at all unless you wear them for a long time..then the fumes get a bit heady. But they are mech more comfortable than flagons to wear and especially to sit down in
Now one more thing...if you have briefs..AFTER youvae had too may flagons it is acceptable for them to disappear and end up ..
A) in the posession of some beautiful young maiden who you have no recollection of past a vague though of "nice tits"
B) In the river...if no river is handy it is on for them to be found in the local fountain
C) In a tree or other similarly high place...as this suggests that you performed some lewd feat in a precarious position it can enhance your manhood if you pretend to remember about it
D) On your head. This is the best place for them as then you stand the best chance of getting them back and being able to use them again. This can be particualarly hazardous if you have work them for too long and the fumes heep you high for days till they air out.


Now to the hoseboy who dared to insult this fine land! I understand paying a bit to help keep the finest mud I have ever run into going. Sarapis is not some pimple faced carrer college student with free hosting from pissof University and has IRL costs associated with this land. So piss off. Go play your kiddy muds and leave the big stuff to us! Player interaction BTW is what makes this the best MUD..the player run angle is great..I am not a mindless animal (well not mindless anyway) who wants to skip merrily if ignorantly along lifes little paths!

Thank you...and now for something completely different...my single act play titles.conversation with a drunk mute

Zoom in..a drunk mute with no arms is beggin for change on the streets of shallam.....you see a church member approach..the man holds up a sign with his feet saying "excuse me mister...Do you have a soverign to spare" The church member..liking to believe that Shallam is pristine and without problems promptly spits on the man and ignores him..this repeats 20 times..thats my play..anyone wanna finance it?


Thank you all
Frogg

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Chronos, in the year 239 AF.