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Public News Post #387

My poor missing buffalo

Written by: Benito
Date: Wednesday, February 25th, 1998
Addressed to: Everybody


Sigh....
I was once the proud owner of one buffalo, slightly beaten. He was
rather large and musty smelling, but he was a great pet.... He was soo
cute, especially when he'd let me take him in my arms and wave him
around... He'd fit inside my backpack so well... And when I was done
with a long day of adventuring and rat-hunting, we'd curl up together
for a nice little nap together... **SIGH** Then one day the world had
to be rebooted.... **SNIFF** When we got back, my poor buffalo was
gone....
If you see him, you can tell by his habit of lying very still...
(He's not dead... just really tired.. and don't let your eyes tell
you otherwise) If you call him, he won't answer... and if you pick
him up, he won't bite... So if you see him, please turn him over to
the proper authorities... (and no fair killing other buffalo to
impersonate mine, I can tell the difference..)


Benito the HeartBroken....
Penned by my hand on the 21st of Ero, in the year 185 AF.


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Public News Post #387

My poor missing buffalo

Written by: Benito
Date: Wednesday, February 25th, 1998
Addressed to: Everybody


Sigh....
I was once the proud owner of one buffalo, slightly beaten. He was
rather large and musty smelling, but he was a great pet.... He was soo
cute, especially when he'd let me take him in my arms and wave him
around... He'd fit inside my backpack so well... And when I was done
with a long day of adventuring and rat-hunting, we'd curl up together
for a nice little nap together... **SIGH** Then one day the world had
to be rebooted.... **SNIFF** When we got back, my poor buffalo was
gone....
If you see him, you can tell by his habit of lying very still...
(He's not dead... just really tired.. and don't let your eyes tell
you otherwise) If you call him, he won't answer... and if you pick
him up, he won't bite... So if you see him, please turn him over to
the proper authorities... (and no fair killing other buffalo to
impersonate mine, I can tell the difference..)


Benito the HeartBroken....
Penned by my hand on the 21st of Ero, in the year 185 AF.


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