I just thought I'd lighten up this board a little bit, so here's some 'Discordian Haiku'. (poetry)
"Monkeys"
Monkeys look like fun.
I hear they get mean though,
and throw their feces.
"Cat logic"
I'm kinda sleepy.
I GOTTA GET OVER THERE NOW!!!
I'm kinda sleepy.
"The saga of this war"
People can't defile.
Yes they can.
No they can't

There.
Remember, life is supposed to be fun. Lighten up. Smile. 🙂
Love,
Kona Diamante

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Sarapin, in the year 239 AF.