Greetings Everybody!

As many of you know, Hashan and Cyrene have been battling over control of the Cheesecake stock in Sapience. We at the Carnivalis Institute of Jestering find this unacceptable. What if someone is enemied to one of those cities? How can they get their cheesecake? What will they do?

So it is now the CIJ's mission to prevent cheesecake cartels. Any cheesecake found in Cyrene or Hashan will immediately be seized and taken safely to an undisclosed location where we will distribute in fair and honest fashion. If you require cheesecake, please send a request form to Alania Meadowfall for consideration. Your request will be processed in 4-6 business years, and will be allotted cheesecake as deemed appropriate to your needs.

Serious cheesecake requests only, as any attempt at trying to bypass this system will be met with balloons and itchpowder. Thank you for your time.

Sincerely,

Komos Aegocerus-Starling

Penned by my hand on the 7th of Glacian, in the year 999 AF.