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We might as well address this to a dozen different names to keep up the trend!
Written by: A glabrous fool
Date: Saturday, March 14th, 2026
Addressed to: Everyone
Dear to whom it may concern who may receive this letter and who may be from any city, none at all, or even an Imp Lord:
Life is indeed hard when no one understands you. Verily, many a fool has had his head cut off when a king did not understand him. When his widow brings his corpse home, however, we all whisper the same thing:
To be misunderstood once is the failing of the listener. To be misunderstood all the time is a failure of the speaker.
On the other hand, when a God tells you you are joining His Empire and you do not understand what that entails, why, I reckon that is a failure of whosoever had the unfortunate job of teaching you basic reasoning as a child!
Penned by my hand on the 7th of Glacian, in the year 999 AF.
We might as well address this to a dozen different names to keep up the trend!
Written by: A glabrous fool
Date: Saturday, March 14th, 2026
Addressed to: Everyone
Dear to whom it may concern who may receive this letter and who may be from any city, none at all, or even an Imp Lord:
Life is indeed hard when no one understands you. Verily, many a fool has had his head cut off when a king did not understand him. When his widow brings his corpse home, however, we all whisper the same thing:
To be misunderstood once is the failing of the listener. To be misunderstood all the time is a failure of the speaker.
On the other hand, when a God tells you you are joining His Empire and you do not understand what that entails, why, I reckon that is a failure of whosoever had the unfortunate job of teaching you basic reasoning as a child!
Penned by my hand on the 7th of Glacian, in the year 999 AF.