I agree that we should all probably blame your betrothed, Laorir for everything going wrong in this or any other world.

I do, of course, find it suspicious that the erstwhile Imperiate would forego mentioning his lofty morals or sworn oaths as pillow talk since he never seems to shut up about them, but perhaps you just tune him out as much as the rest of us do.

Good luck with the trees, dear.

Theosis Shiva

Penned by my hand on the 15th of Scarlatan, in the year 992 AF.