Are you being held back by Debt Collectors?

Are they sending you tells during conquest? Interrupting your dinners? Trying to keep you from your duties as Vashnarian Commander, perhaps?

No need to cut the throats of Atavian babes! Debt Collectors can be easily repelled by applying the blood of Pixie Children under your heel each morning. Come and see Grandma Theo, and I'll happily sell a vial of blood for the low price of one million sovereigns. If you reach out today, I'll throw in an extra vial for half price.

Yours in Chaotic Coalition, Grandma Theo

P.S. Although the repellant of debt collectors is a tried and true methodology, I make no promises that you'll ever hear the end of the groaning while the treatment is working...

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Scarlatan, in the year 988 AF.