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Public News Post #22408

a question about sanity, a warning about bees

Written by: Dusting Lady Yinaf Celes'Ciel-Distara
Date: Friday, July 4th, 2025
Addressed to: Everyone


If I read in an old text that apples, strawberries and roses are red, does that mean that there are no other red things in the world? Should I imagine that my old text of red things would see into the future and know of all possible things to ever become red?

Don't fall for beepaganda, they make you get all worked up and buzz for free, before you know it you will be making long arguments about if something is red or not, instead of just looking at it to see for yourself.

Long ago, the bee queen spread beepagana over the mortal world in order to try enslaving the minds of all mortals, to doom them to eternal task doing and restlessness, cursing many of them to never enjoy a moment of peace again.

Whenever you are worried if you are affected by beepaganda, think to yourself, am I working hard or smart? If you are working hard, you can be sure that the evil bee queen had something to do with it. The only known cure is to find a spot in the sun and to breathe in and out deeply until the bad thoughts of working hard pass away.

Save the future of the world, stop buzzing for free. Your children deserve a life without endless task doing and post writing.




Penned by my hand on the 1st of Phaestian, in the year 979 AF.


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Public News Post #22408

a question about sanity, a warning about bees

Written by: Dusting Lady Yinaf Celes'Ciel-Distara
Date: Friday, July 4th, 2025
Addressed to: Everyone


If I read in an old text that apples, strawberries and roses are red, does that mean that there are no other red things in the world? Should I imagine that my old text of red things would see into the future and know of all possible things to ever become red?

Don't fall for beepaganda, they make you get all worked up and buzz for free, before you know it you will be making long arguments about if something is red or not, instead of just looking at it to see for yourself.

Long ago, the bee queen spread beepagana over the mortal world in order to try enslaving the minds of all mortals, to doom them to eternal task doing and restlessness, cursing many of them to never enjoy a moment of peace again.

Whenever you are worried if you are affected by beepaganda, think to yourself, am I working hard or smart? If you are working hard, you can be sure that the evil bee queen had something to do with it. The only known cure is to find a spot in the sun and to breathe in and out deeply until the bad thoughts of working hard pass away.

Save the future of the world, stop buzzing for free. Your children deserve a life without endless task doing and post writing.




Penned by my hand on the 1st of Phaestian, in the year 979 AF.


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