Achaean News
RE: Ransom
Written by: Anonymous
Date: Tuesday, June 10th, 2025
Addressed to: Tesha Young
We've received the 50,000 lengths of rope, and are not surprised that you were able to turn up such a large amount in such a short amount of time. No doubt you were planning many dastardly acts with this rope, and thanks to us Sapience can breathe a little easier.
Now, if you want to see your little flower again, fill the ransom box in the Berry patch admist the trees with the 500 citrus globes we've requested.
But be warned. The only thing we loathe nearly as much as we loathe Tesha are yellow bananas! Adding a banana to the box is as good as subtracting a citrus globe from the total. So don't do it!!
With deepest contempt,
The Tesha Haters Club
Penned by my hand on the 25th of Phaestian, in the year 977 AF.
RE: Ransom
Written by: Anonymous
Date: Tuesday, June 10th, 2025
Addressed to: Tesha Young
We've received the 50,000 lengths of rope, and are not surprised that you were able to turn up such a large amount in such a short amount of time. No doubt you were planning many dastardly acts with this rope, and thanks to us Sapience can breathe a little easier.
Now, if you want to see your little flower again, fill the ransom box in the Berry patch admist the trees with the 500 citrus globes we've requested.
But be warned. The only thing we loathe nearly as much as we loathe Tesha are yellow bananas! Adding a banana to the box is as good as subtracting a citrus globe from the total. So don't do it!!
With deepest contempt,
The Tesha Haters Club
Penned by my hand on the 25th of Phaestian, in the year 977 AF.