Dear Tesha Haters Club,

Thank you for assuring her safety, and that you are feeding her. As I am sure you can imagine, I care quite a lot about my young friend. Please also add meat to her diet, so that her meatbolms may develop correctly, otherwise she may not have sufficient nutrients to grow as she needs.

It will take some small amount of time for me to gather your demands. I will have them ready by next Serenade. Please provide instructions on when and where to meet you, and please bring enough of your club to carry your demands back to your camp. If next Serenade does not work for you, please provide proof of life in our next exchange. Have her write her name on a card and draw a smiley face on it. I will recognize her handwriting. If you would prefer to communicate privately, I am open to receiving letters, but please ensure I have a way to send my response to you directly.

As a sign of good faith, I have left 1,000 rope in the trees adjacent to where she was last seen - I am sure you will be able to find it. Please enjoy this extra gift while I gather the five hundred citrus globes and fifty thousand lengths of rope.

Furthermore, I understand that you have performed some ritual that has revoked the Tesha Fan Club's identification cards. Young Tesha worked very hard on those, and I would appreciate it if you would do another ritual to return them to their proper owners. Please also ensure she still has her favorite crayon, it's very important to her.

Sincerely,
Tesha Young
Follower of Rules


Penned by my hand on the 13th of Miraman, in the year 977 AF.