Thank you so much, everyone, for taking the time to share with us the trite and ignorant views you hold.
I shall keep this consise and say that if you are indeed in search of the truth, please reach out to me and I will show you how theft can change your life.
Alternatively, don't reach out to me, and I'll show you just the same.
There are two sides to the coin. Pick the winning one. Take what you want from whom you want.
There is nothing else to it.
EAST

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Aeguary, in the year 853 AF.