Father,
I really must side with Imlorien on this subject. And not because of Mother either. I have watched you be her whipping-boy my entire life and it sickens me. She has no room to talk badly about people behind her back. She herself is one of the most mentally unstable people I have ever had the displeasure of being related to.

I will not act agressively towards her out of sheer respect for you, but I will not sit back and allow her to badmouth a friend of mine either.

Elanta, please keep your hands and your mouth to youself. People are tired of your inane rantings.

Gwenhwyfar

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Ero, in the year 218 AF.