The slaying of beasties and nasties, and performing various favors for
the patrons of good, seems to have the delightful habit of leaving one
with an overwhelming, yet delightful amount of gold. However, idle gold
hasn't seemed to learn the ways of the rabbits yet, and tends to sit
stagnant in the dark, its glorious shimmer only made dull by the dank
darkness that we so willingly deprive it in. Therefore, we should strive
to teach our gold the glorious and mystical art of reproduction! The
well loved pastime of turning two into three, or four!

My friends, I present to you a solution to this ever dreadful dilemma of
spirit dampening proportions. A chance to engage your gold in more
delightful and satisfying activities, letting it into the light, rather
than letting it grow damp and stale in the ever dismal dungeon of a
bank. I present to you a game of sorts.

Four pots of gold hidden away in BOOK 15. The objective? Choose the one
that by the end of the year will contain the least of everyone's
favorite shiny substance. For every tidbit of gold found in that pot
with your name on it, you'll be given 4 pieces back if you manage to
guess correctly! Every 3 months, a report will be put into an ad on how
the various pots currently stand in relation to each other, so you can
make an informed decision, and have an idea of where you should tell
those evildoers and all in your life to put their gold, so in a fashion,
you can convert their unholy treasure into a weapon for the betterment
of mankind everywhere! So hurry up, tell them evil doers to stack their
gold in one pot, so you, the glorious conquistador, can claim the glory
and spoils. Put some money in BOOK 15 today. And convince others to put
more in, so in that way, you can come out victorious.

--A Simple Servant.
Kurios.


Penned by my hand on the 12th of Sarapin, in the year 583 AF.