To all entrants of the Lucky Lumeni Lottery,

I'm pleased to announce that our draw date is doomed from lack of
disambiguation, and that the Lumeni cordially invite you all to a
special celebration/commiseration/"inscribe incriminating woodcuts of
disturbingly arduous vermin-on-adventurer action" and drawing ceremony
on the 1st of Sarapin, 584AF About a year from now.

There will almost certainly be good spirits and cheer in forms both
temporal and metaphysical, and on a more serious note the Lumeni would
like to thank all entrants for their support in helping us fund the
chapel reconstruction project.

The lottery remains quite open, there's plenty of time left to take your
1,000 sovereign shot at the multitude of prizes on offer: from 50
credits to more gold than Bambi burns to keep herself warm on cold
Hashani nights.

If you have someone you feel deserves a little affection, why not give
them an involuntary and completely unavoidable chance of a kiss from
Captain Squeakers? They will deeply appreciate your looking out for
them, as well as demonstate your charitable heart.

To all our contestants, I wish you good luck, and hope you will join us
on the 1st of Sarapin, 584AF

Signed,

Finchy Ithilien
Cpt. Squeakers

Penned by my hand on the 2nd of Mayan, in the year 582 AF.