Though your odd babbling is appreciated, perhaps you should go back to
roaming around aimlessly in this world before you attempt to claim such
roles? It is laughable that you and that whining little wife of yours
believe yourselves somehow important. I believe there may be an opening
as a stable boy in thera for yourself and an opening in the pleasure
house for your wife. These jobs seem more suited for you both.

Wondering why I even bothered to waste 5000 gold,

Asmodron

Penned by my hand on the 18th of Mayan, in the year 569 AF.