Ah Rezzo, it is good to see you defending your flock so vehermently.
However, it does amuse me somewhat to compare your flock to a hareem
especially given your inability to 'not touch'.

The temptation just too much for you, Father? Don't embarrass yourself
further by challenging me to elaborate on this because I will only too
happily hang up your dirty laundry to all and sundry.

Mausolus, the Dark Lich.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Scarlatan, in the year 217 AF.