Technically this isn't to everyone but since the nice kind person who
wrote me a letter without signing it, I have no choice but to respond
here. I am truly saddened that you didn't make yourself known to me. I
wanted to thank you in person for your concern regarding my personal
welfare. I for the life of me cannot understand why you wouldn't sign
that oh so thoughtful letter. I guess you most likely had some ulterior
motives. So until you are willing to share your identity I will be
feeding all of your oh so kind and thoughtful letters to the nearest
humgii.

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Lupar, in the year 556 AF.