Ladies, please,

If you must pollute these boards with your silly posturing, at least
have the decency to be deliberately entertaining. While reading through
your inane banter was made almost worthwhile through the hilarity of
some of your claims and threats, it's not an experience I would wish to
relive.

I realise that at times it might seem necessary to some of you to vent
your spleens in a public medium, but you would honestly be better served
to have your little tiffs privately to save yourselves and your
organisations the embarrassment.


Helpfully,

Silas Maynard

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Valnuary, in the year 552 AF.