I believe I speak for the whole of Sapience when I suggest that you,
Xenomorph, and your buddy Tiamat both decide to silence yourselves
finally about your operation. I am astounded to the heights which your
boredom has ascended that you have to compose these lists and attempt to
extort the worrysome or easily troubled. However, I have faced and
defeated both of you in combat on more than one occasion, and in our
last meeting, Tiamat cried out in what could only be described as utter
defeated anguish.

You two are merely your average schoolyard bullies, attempting to make a
quick coin out of anyone who doesn't harness combat as one of their
abilities. I implore anyone else sick of Xenomorph and Tiamat's tired
act of bullying to come speak to me. I don't need gold, so I don't ask
you for yours as they would. Help liberate Sapience from the Lumber
Yard's delusions of grandeur and join today. Current positions available
are: High Lord Smashers, Tia Mat Makers, Ego Trimmers.

That will be all.

-Agathon Corten.


Penned by my hand on the 19th of Daedalan, in the year 549 AF.