Admiral, Fleet Admiral, Commander, Comadore,

Whatever it is you're calling yourselves these days. I a humble Captain
have but one question since you are not shrouded in secrecy. Does your
fleet have a seastrider? If so I ask what is the name of said imaginary
ship? Our ship of war is The Black Sail.

As every one of your said noble Navy has plundered another non pirate
ship on the seas solely for profit. I look forward to the extorting we
will do together behind everyone's back. You convince them they are safe
then tell me which merchant vessels have the most riches and I'll make
sure you get the same ten percent you each used to get working for me.

-Captain Z

Penned by my hand on the 17th of Glacian, in the year 508 AF.