Divine,

I write here today to formally apologize to those divine I may have
angered during my recent attempts to amuse myself. Most notably Lord
Vastar and Lady Lorielan, whos shrines I threatened to destroy. As
penance for my sins I shall donate the sum of 200,000 essence to each of
these gods, and to any other god whom informs me that they were angered
by my most recent shouts.

Yours,
Malaphus

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 505 AF.