Achaean News
Theft
Written by: Murg Yuy D'Stellis
Date: Monday, December 15th, 2008
Addressed to: Everyone
A recent conversation that took place after me being killed (yet again..
with yet another teaming group) is shown below. I was killed because I
just robbed one of their houses members, a forest walker (HR3 if I
recall). Here we go:
You say, "Try teaching anti-theft instead of hunting thieves."
Invoker of Nightmares, Cieran Corten-Ta'sa says, "Try not being a
complete
useless clump of flesh and I will!"
You say, "You need incentive to teach your young? Sad."
Everyone complains about me robbing the little ones. It tends to annoy
me at times, considering that I go after everyone who:
a) does not have selfishness up
b) is related to an organization I particularly do not care for
c) .. that about covers it.
Point is, if you do not want to deal with thieves, teach your young
members to keep a tighter hold on their things (along with keeping your
old memories in check [I am basically saying use the anti-theft you all
have]). If I went around for a month, and everyone that I came across
was properly prepared for a thief, I would get extremely frustrated
(probably making many of you out there happy) and would likely start
thinking about quitting the gig while I am ahead (which I am, even with
all of my deaths).
I mean, I do enjoy being called names (and useless clump of flesh is
original and all) but really. None of my protgs can take an interview or
test without me making sure that they are ready to go out and explore on
their own. I would much rather sit and relax and giggle in my mad little
head over some thief not getting anything except maybe a vial off of one
of my protgs rather then chasing a bugger because they stripped my
kiddie nude on top of Great Rock for all to see (I have had the pleasure
of doing that before, if you all must know). And, do not brush me off
and call me ignorant or the such or something or other for this post. I
am simply saying to prepare your young (a message I am sure everyone
agrees with [yes, even you most devoted
I-hate/dislike/abhor/detest-Murg-ers]).
Teach your kids a lesson; not your everyday friendly, cheekie and might
I add quite handsome (compared to most other reptilians) thief.
PS. Taking a break from thieving for a bit. Do not wish to be hunted
during the grand celebrations coming up in 500!
PSS. And when I do get back into the running and taking and such, try to
make it a bit harder for me?
By the way Shallam, this was written in your newsroom. I am tittering on
the inside a bit.
Penned by my hand on the 4th of Mayan, in the year 496 AF.
Theft
Written by: Murg Yuy D'Stellis
Date: Monday, December 15th, 2008
Addressed to: Everyone
A recent conversation that took place after me being killed (yet again..
with yet another teaming group) is shown below. I was killed because I
just robbed one of their houses members, a forest walker (HR3 if I
recall). Here we go:
You say, "Try teaching anti-theft instead of hunting thieves."
Invoker of Nightmares, Cieran Corten-Ta'sa says, "Try not being a
complete
useless clump of flesh and I will!"
You say, "You need incentive to teach your young? Sad."
Everyone complains about me robbing the little ones. It tends to annoy
me at times, considering that I go after everyone who:
a) does not have selfishness up
b) is related to an organization I particularly do not care for
c) .. that about covers it.
Point is, if you do not want to deal with thieves, teach your young
members to keep a tighter hold on their things (along with keeping your
old memories in check [I am basically saying use the anti-theft you all
have]). If I went around for a month, and everyone that I came across
was properly prepared for a thief, I would get extremely frustrated
(probably making many of you out there happy) and would likely start
thinking about quitting the gig while I am ahead (which I am, even with
all of my deaths).
I mean, I do enjoy being called names (and useless clump of flesh is
original and all) but really. None of my protgs can take an interview or
test without me making sure that they are ready to go out and explore on
their own. I would much rather sit and relax and giggle in my mad little
head over some thief not getting anything except maybe a vial off of one
of my protgs rather then chasing a bugger because they stripped my
kiddie nude on top of Great Rock for all to see (I have had the pleasure
of doing that before, if you all must know). And, do not brush me off
and call me ignorant or the such or something or other for this post. I
am simply saying to prepare your young (a message I am sure everyone
agrees with [yes, even you most devoted
I-hate/dislike/abhor/detest-Murg-ers]).
Teach your kids a lesson; not your everyday friendly, cheekie and might
I add quite handsome (compared to most other reptilians) thief.
PS. Taking a break from thieving for a bit. Do not wish to be hunted
during the grand celebrations coming up in 500!
PSS. And when I do get back into the running and taking and such, try to
make it a bit harder for me?
By the way Shallam, this was written in your newsroom. I am tittering on
the inside a bit.
Penned by my hand on the 4th of Mayan, in the year 496 AF.