The person that displayed your marital indiscretions on the public
news is indeed a disgrace to the idea of being gentle with others'
feelings - and more than simply nosey. Said person, however,
does happen to be a she.

Despair not - sixty-six percent is still considered a fine mark by
most Shallamese institutions of learning.

I wish you both many happy decades in exile. Perhaps the fair
Sertories will devote some of them to studying the mysterious and
inscrutable properties of the comma.

In Suffering,
Ulrike Dracrotalus.

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Mayan, in the year 446 AF.