Due to her lack of familiarity with the news my wife has asked me to
post the following, regarding recent events. I have made a few minor
chages but the words are mostly hers.

I have received wind and whispers of my husband and this girl together
yet he has told me ahead of time and we have been through hundreds of
years of ladies or gentlemen trying to rip us apart. One thing you all
need to know right now: we are friends first, we are both always aware
of what the other does before any of you, and the person that wrote this
in the public news, is not only a disgrace to the idea of being gentle
with others feelings, he is simply nosey. Korben and I are both leaving
for a long period of time together and we shall both return together so
this being my first letter in the public news, I am saying now since it
seems to be suited for one's personal life here in our city and world:
you all should attempt to find your own relationship and work your arse
off for it to work for many hundreds of years for this one is ours and
we have worked for it hard and you're wasting your time for if we ever
separate it will be because one of us needs that and not because one of
you wish it to be. Thank you, much sincerity and Love, Sertories and
Korben D'Ischai.

Penned by my hand on the 11th of Mayan, in the year 446 AF.