Dear Ms. Kelworan,

As one consumer to another, allow me to briefly suggest that, before you
hand another thousand sovereigns over to the newsman in furtherance of
your cause, you might consider investing that money in the reversal of
your enemy status. Then we might prove able to lift these inconveniences
from your shoulders altogether.

Yours frugally,

Father Herenicus Coldraven
Viceroy, Mhaldor

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Ero, in the year 444 AF.