Greetings Everyone!

I wish to make a public statement of apology for my horrendous behavior
to the Squirrels of Sapience, specifically the Eastern Ithmia Forest, as
well as to the Creature from Lake Vundamere.

During a short lapse of my self control, i took three bards, four
sylvans, the Creature from Lake Vundamere twice, and a family of Eastern
Ithmian Squirrels hostage with a banana, cups of fish sorbet, and
itchpowder. I then forced the bards to perform a silly show at the
crystal leaf in, which they did wonderfully kudos to them, but in the
process i ended up beating a family of squirrels to death with a banana
as well as the Creature from Lake Vundamere.

Before the bards i attempted to kidnap four sylvans to force the Sylvan
House to accept Jester class. Sadly they also refused, as a lone
squirrel died, as did the Creature from Lake Vundamere.

My apologies to those i kidnapped and to the squirrel relatives to the
family i killed. But remember...

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* JOIN THE CIJ OR THE SQUIRREL GETS IT! *
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I assume you can all imagine the banana i have to this poor squirrel's
head...don't make me beat another family of them to death with a bana.

Penned by my hand on the 16th of Daedalan, in the year 441 AF.