Greetings people of Sapience,

It is my regret that my first public post brings ill news. A travesty
has occurred. It seems that the ramblings of the Great Tiax, my father,
Kuntar, and Saindi have misled you all into believing what Nonemonipopo
Day is all about. Well, i tell you that their version of the story is
wrong. That is right, you heard it. Wrong. I mean, how could they be
right? Tiax is always harvesting, Kuntar is always too drunk to remember
anything, and Saindi is always smoking weed out of her flute. Let me
tell you what Nonemonipopo Day is all about:

On the 11th of a month that no longer exists or anybody remembers
(probably Ero), the first Nonemon (pl. Nonemoni) entered our world of
Achaea. His (or her? They have three genders) name is coincidentally
Squeebles (Tiax got something right!). It was on that day that Squeebles
brought the first Popo into our world. What is a popo you may ask? Well,
we really have no idea really. You see, Squeebles only speaks Nonemoni
and I, being a scholar of nonsensical languages, learned a bit of
Nonemoni during my travels. So far, i have translated that a Popo is
some sort of pie like substance, bringing joy and sexual potency to all
three genders of the Nonemoni. It some how involves the killing of a
shark and somebody's blood. Consequently, Squeebles only brought one
popo and couldn't produce any more on our plane. So, in honour of the
Nonemoni's Popo we now celebrate Nonemoni's Popo Day (which got
butchered by history into Nonemonipopo Day) by taking many shots of
sharks blood and letting the debauchery ensue

And that is the true meaning of Nonemonipopo Day! So take some shots of
shark blood and wear some kilts!

From the Office of the Bureau of Officialness,
Drayix Semshan

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Ero, in the year 438 AF.