Is ins the eyes of a monkey, watchings four hundreds camels dancings in
a line.
Is ins the smile of a child, as her body is throwns into airs, only to
lands in a vats of day old pinapple chunks.
Is ins the feelings you gets when you walks from Cyrene to Hashan
befores you realizes you has a crocodile tieds securely to your backs.

Is the true meanings of Nomenonipopo Days.

As every little boys and girlies knows, Nomenonipopo Days comes alongs
every so oftens, and whens it does, surely there will be air to breathes
that days. Ands puddings. Gallons ands gallons of puddings.

For every Nomenonipopo days, a herds of wild jellyfishies rampages
across the lands, tiny spectacles atop their heads, spreadings good
cheers ands almonds to everybodies. Whether they wants its or nots.

Leadings this herds is a purple wooden box nameds Oglesby, come to lifes
by the magics of Nomenonipopo days, alongs withs a magic shovels.
Whenever he sees anythings yellows, or greens, or movings, or not
movings, he lets outs a jolly screem, "AAAAAAAAKKKKAKKKKKAAAAAAAGH!!!".
Is very jolly, ands very, very horrifyings.

Ands thats is what Nomenonipopo Days is abouts.

Penned by my hand on the 13th of Scarlatan, in the year 438 AF.