It would seem that when the Spirit Walkers are involved, "nearly
impossible" means "we do it all the time". I've seen you and your
bretheren on more than one occasion depriving Trixy of her delicious
child powder, and coming out of the sewers looking frazzled and pantless
isn't exactly encouraging.

And since you find being called a totem such an affront, I've got a
better idea. You're so cute, I'ma just call -you- Stumpy.

And, you know, it just really isn't very nice to call your house leader
fat.

-Sally Kuntar Pants

Penned by my hand on the 6th of Mayan, in the year 432 AF.