I feel that as valid as many of the points previously made on this
matter are, you are all ignoring the biggest "sissy nancies" out there.

To my knowledge, none of the esteemed Houses of Mhaldor, city of Evil,
have accepted the challenge put forth by the fearless Sylvanic
Fellowship. Could it be that their mothers have forbidden them from
taking part for fear that they might cry like true 'sissy nancies' when
they lose to us?

Come on Mhaldor, getting your arses kicked by the Sylvans will be a good
lesson in both Suffering and Oppression!

Almir Distara-Ar'thela
of the Sylvanic Fellowship

Penned by my hand on the 21st of Glacian, in the year 432 AF.