The CIJ was correct, it seems, in our prediction that waiting to accept
your laughable challenge would draw some sort of attempt at a public
'calling out', as the kids like to say. I hadn't expected much, after
all, the track record for people who marry Jaizsur isn't exactly
stunning, but sissy nancies?

I have worked with the greatest Nancy of all time, who you may know as
Delphinus. I know a little something about Nancydom, and if any house is
full of "sissy nancies" it's the Sentaari. They know why. But if there's
a house that has the second most fullness of sissy nanices, it is surely
the sylvans!

Allow me to present several lines of evidence to back this claim:

1) The single major scholarly accomplishment of the house has been
teaching at least half of their members to count all the way to four.
Maybe one day you can discover another element and have a reason to
count to five!

2) What other house would be willing to claim that we are all linked by
"the Elements that form us, and the Nature that nourishes us." No one
but you eats nature. The rest of us realize that monkeys poo there and
we eat in the cities. Where the rats poo. Delicious!

3) What's up with your hair? Did you cut it or something? It looks
skankier than usual.

Anyway, back to the subject at hand, the CIJ -invented- costumes. Or was
it talking ducks? Either way, we will have little problem defeating the
other houses, primarily because Mommycakes Mayakali loves me more than
you. Just like Jaizsur does. Notice a trend here?

-Tiax

Penned by my hand on the 10th of Glacian, in the year 432 AF.