Dear Aunt Bluef,

This post is being written with your own money; your bounty has made my
head a valuable commodity, and I am enjoying the sudden surge of wealth!
Did you think Ashtani would really slay Ashtani?

You are welcome to carry on as you wish -- your capacity to do real
damage has long since expired.

Your Nephew,
Apollodorus

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Sarapin, in the year 432 AF.