Years ago, an extremely lewd joke was made over a city channel putting
Sirens in a bad light. The joke was not meant to be serious nor harmful,
nor was it meant for that particular audience. However, to those who
were offended by my crude homour, I am sorry. Particularly, this apology
is for all Sirens who took offense, especially the Belles.

Penned by my hand on the 25th of Lupar, in the year 431 AF.