Another fine mess I've been gotten into. I disappear for a couple of
days and my lunatics start escaping their asylum.

I've always subscribed to the philosophy that "boys will be boys" and to
a lesser extent "girls will be girls", in this situation a certain one
of our boys, and a certain one of our girls have been rather silly. Now
whilst I don't immediately discourage sillyness, when it is done with
too much enthusiasm and too little discretion certain problems can
arise. Of course this is a lesson best learnt by experience, and I am
sure that this experience has taught them both of the fact that any good
mischief has consequences, but ideally you should be far, far away with
no evidence pointing towards you when such consequence comes. But then I
suppose not everyone can be Mendax, and if they were they'd probably be
younger and more enthusiastic and usurp my job. Needless to say I will
try to impart lessons in subtlety and discretion, and failing that
administer violent spankings.

To Wulfen - For a Tyrannus you meet the appropriately evil standard, and
I do not begrudge you the right to hunt or offer bounty. My Lady Pandora
always had a real fondness for her Uncle Sartan, and even mischief has
its evil side. However I will be arranging for some measure of
protection for our wards.

To Lord Aegis and the Aegeans - I and the Order of your Daughter thank
you for any protection offered, we are by no means a toothless Order
ourselves, but since you do enjoy your work so much, we will gladly
accept any help offered, should any hostilities continue.

To any defiler(s) - Although repeated death is often the reward for
defiling, I must follow the example of my Lady Pandora, Who would deal
with defilers by dealing with the root of the problem, rather than
slaying the symptom. Please feel free to come to me with any grievances.
Of course should that method fail then it's back to the path of bloody
revenge.

To all Pandorans, former Pandorans, and well-wishers - It's nice to see
that the spirit and joy of mischief is still alive and well amongst so
many of you. As always applications are directly to me, old members are
welcome to come back home, and failing any of that just stop by and say
hello more often.

To anyone trying to get their panties back off me - I do not actually
have your panties, if they have actually been stolen then I recommend
directing your violent commando urges at Agrias. He seems to be the
whipping-boy of the month.

Mendax Mendacis

Catalyst of the Collapse of Conformity
Voice of Pandora
Supreme Guardian of the Silver Hand
High Lord of a Low Building in the Dakhota Hills
Pope of Awesome
The Once and Future Dude


Penned by my hand on the 16th of Daedalan, in the year 404 AF.