To Tiax and the Most Holy Socks of New Ashtan

Some victory! The wolf was but a stuffed toy belonging to my youngest
daughter, and the acorn was already dead. We refuse your terms, O
Doriferous one, on the following grounds:

1) I don't wear pants.
2) The magpie already has a name. It is Trevor. And I just baked him in
a pie. Yum.

I refer you again to the Fifth Truth of Mischief:

5) The enemies of Mischief are clearly listed under BLOODLINE SHOW
BELDARAN, and the only exception to this is all those who choose to not
wear panties.

Tiax, you are fighting a lost cause. Join our ranks and stop wearing
panties forevermore!!
(Thongs are an exception. These are not technically panties, as they are
only half breeds. Crotchless panties are still considered to be panties,
although we will not persecute those who embrace the crotch, just the
bits surrounding it. In saying this, I refer you again to Truth 7: The
body made be made stronger by not affiliating yourself with sex.
Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers, which in turn grows
pedophillia based priests. Amen. DISCLAIMER: I had nothing to do with
this Truth.)

-Grand High as a Kite Eliana

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Sarapin, in the year 404 AF.