20th of Mayan, 403

Department of State and Breakfast Pastries

SEEING THAT - The Order of Pandora has once again bounded
not-so-gracefully across the boundary between humor and annoyance, and

ACKNOWLEDGING THAT - Said Order has found itself in frequent violation
of said boundary in the past, The Most Sovereign Nation of New Ashtan is
left with little choice but to bring the brunt of it's fully military
might (including, but not limited to little men with sharpened sticks)
to bear if the violations of said Order are not immediately rectified,
and compensatory reparations made to all those negatively affected by
the unprecedented level of prickitude. Therefore be it

RESOLVED BY THE Department of State and Breakfast Pastries ASSEMBLED -
that the state of war between the Holy Empire of New Ashtan and the
Divine Order of Pandora which has been thus thrust upon the Holy Empire
of New Ashtan is hereby formally declared; and the Supreme Odoriferous
is hereby authorized and directed to employ the entire Naval and
Military forces of aforementioned Holy Empire, and, to bring the
conflict to a successful termination.

Penned by my hand on the 20th of Mayan, in the year 403 AF.