My dearest Kaos,

Ironic indeed that a renowned thief such as yourself, an enemy to the
Church should own up to having been relieved of items that belong to
another.

Know that the items were returned to the rightful owner or owners.

In service to the Light,
Keturah
Archprelate of The Holy Church of Achaea

Penned by my hand on the 8th of Mayan, in the year 400 AF.