Normally you'd be sent off to read the help scroll for the organization.
However, the clan was bought out and subsequently disbanded years ago by
the secretive Gnomes of Lodi Cabal who were seeking to aquire the
secrets of our research and development division. with much luck and
skill i was able to negotiate the return of the document from the Gnomes
of Lodi Cabal. So, for your enlightenment...

================ The Lin'Quei Mission Statement ========================

The Lin'Quei(tm) are a group of individuals dedicated to the following
ideals and dreams, as handed down by our founder, He Who Twists And Rots
In The Darkness Ever Devouring The Pure. But you can call him Chameleon
for short. We of the Lin'Quei(tm) strive daily to adhere to his oft-used
phrase, "The Church is the best there is in the genocide business. I
want to be better."

To meet this goal of total annihilation, The Lin'Quei(tm) are doing it's
best to bring about the apocalypse as forseen/fortold in speeches by
prominent members of the Church of Achaea. Be it a small thing like
starting a brushfire in the Aalen forest to mass burials in Jaru, The
Lin'Quei(tm) work hard to make the world a much worse place for you to
live in.

The Lin'Quei(tm) have also worked on projects that have met with great
success in the past, such as these:

The fall of the Seleucarian empire
The burning times
That Varian Incident, you know..where lots of people died
Brinn - hah! take that shallam!
The recent rash of blizzards
The scourge known as the Jesters guild
And the annual Crossbows4tots(tm) logosmas campaign

To accomplish this unavoidable doom for the mortal races, The
Lin'Quei(tm) has a variety of projects and plots unfolding in the dark.
The Lin'quei(tm) are the forerunner in biological and chemical weapons
development, and shall soon have completed work on an entirely new,
deadlier strain of stupidity! We are hard at work in the oppression
division, waging a war of bitter bigotry against any who oppose us. We
are engineering several 'accidental' fires to occur
throughout the various forests, and strategically placing Mushroom
sigils to rip the city of shallam to shreds. We are the hand that
greases your government, we are the ones who impregnated your daughter,
we are the ones who stole that gold out of your pack. We do more every
day. See how bad your life gets in the coming years.

With vast resources behind it's crawling fingertips, The Lin'Quei(tm)
are certain to have your children smoking weed by the age of ten (if not
sooner). Forget theft; the real money comes from our illegal weed farms
deep in the Mhojave desert, and the slave-labor gemstone mines we run
deep in the heart of Moghedu (and yes, we do own Meletus). We back
Twilights order, the Church of Achaea, and are puppeteers to Oakstone
and any Mhaldorian organization. We -KNOW- where you live.

And We are out to get you.

In the year 301, The Lin'Quei(tm) met it's record goal for world
depravity and even exceeded it's projected earnings by 45%. In 325, we
exceeded our goals by 67%, showing the world that WE MEAN BUSINESS. 340?
58% over expectations, and a whopping 72.3% in 350. This year, we plan
to do better than that, just for you.

Face it. Where would you be without us?

UPDATE: while this mission statement was written many years ago and the
organization no longer officially exists, the work of the Lin'Quei(tm)
is still far reaching. Moghedu eventually started peddling our ill
gotten jewels to the public, Meletus left the organization but continues
to spread the Lin'Quei way by bestowing suffering on many and last but
not least our crossbows4tots(tm) campaigns were so successful we ran out
of children to distribute crossbows to at logosmas.

Penned by my hand on the 3rd of Mayan, in the year 400 AF.