Kuntar, your offer of 200,000 gold is interesting to me. But I ask where
is the maintainance staff? Each bridge requires a mandatory mason troll
to maintain it and prevent any cross-grain billy goat incursion at the
very least. Does that make sense? It does not make sense.

I further inquire as to the hole in the ground you sold me. It has been
an empty prospect so far.
--Finchy Ithilien

Penned by my hand on the 14th of Valnuary, in the year 399 AF.