As an ex-member of ashtan, i'm about to reveal a secret that
only they hold. You see, we dont actually kill the orphans.

Some poor deluded shallamites started spreading that rumour
because of some dull thud or something they heard there once.

So heres the secret. The loving hearts has a bit of a rat
problem. I'm not talking normal rats, i'm talking rats the
size of a Satyr's ego. Now those wonderfull folks at the
loving hearts do their best to control the problem by hitting
them with a large brick when they show up to look at the
new orphans.

Now the reason this is a secret is because if it got out, then
the orphanage would go out of buisness! So please Shallam! I
beg of you! Do not put these orphans out on the street! If
your so caring about the children then you'll stop these horrible
rumours designed to doom these children to a life of poverty!
So next time you hear a dull thud, GO HELP! Those orphans are
in trouble! If you guys are the shining light in the darkness
that you so claim to be, then you'd be rushing in there and
helping in the valiant battle with the giant rats. But then
again, you dont care, so you probably dont show up until long
after the battle is done and the children have been taken away
to safety.

Sorry Ashtan about giving your secret away.

Penned by my hand on the 4th of Ero, in the year 396 AF.