Skye beat me to it, but mine is more detailed!

For the benefit of all Residents of Achaea, I have taken it upon myself
to summarize the last near-hundred posts on Nature, with the help of
these sock puppets.



Alaiea-Sock-Puppet: Tiamat, why do you insist upon burning the forest? I
weep for the herbs you kill, it hurts nature!

Relos-Sock-Puppet: Logic Ninjas, ho! Attack him with the knowledge of
lowered herb availability!

Rhadamanthys-Sock-Puppet: I burn the forests for productivity! It gives
Shallam things to do! It is not that hard to replant! There is more than
one forest room with plants! I am so put-down-upon.

Locus-Sock-Puppet: WHY are you so FANATICAL about the forests being
burned?! Maybe it wants to die! Anyone who has been shrubbed can agree
with me, being a plant sucks!

Hawkyra-Sock-Puppet: You all bore me so I will not bother with a long
post, but I want to know, Oakstone thinking of another Mhaldor herb ban?
P.P.S Rhadamanthys, your logic is intrinsically flawed!

Delphinius-Sock-Puppet: Locus, you are a wanker.

Mydlyer-Sock-Puppet: We are not skewed! We know about the forest!
Generic replanting-is-a-tough-chore-and-takes-away-from-amounts
argument!

Draegan-Sock-Puppet: MHaldor is ignorant! Rhadamanthys knows nothing!
Tiamat is raping life by killing the forest! WITHOUT PROTECTION!

Conor-Sock-Puppet: Rhadamanthys is stoopit, Tiamat is illogical. We
Forestals love nature. We protect nature. We SLEEP WITH NATURE! It is
because of our relationship you have your damn vials and herbs!

Narses-Sock-Puppet: Come my big words! Destroy Rhadamanthys with your
unbridled rage and intelligent conversation!

Rocktamer-Sock-Puppet: Herb shortages suck. Baaaaalls.

Kaelin-Sock-Puppet: I like candy!

Alaeia-Sock-Puppet: Brief post this shall be! Oops, still long. Short
story, Oakstone does not profit from herb sales.

Conor-Sock-Puppet: ME INTELLECTUALLY SMASH KAELIN!


Five-Post-Long Intermission on Evil and whatnot, for drinkies and
snacks.


Tiamat-Sock-Puppet: KIND-OF ULTIMATUM! Concede to my demands or I will
keep doing what I have been doing! And, um, this is to Geraint, Jarrel,
and Rangor.

Rangor-Sock-Puppet: We spanked you in the forest and then we spanked you
in Mhaldor THRICE! Shut up.

Sakuya-Sock-Puppet: So three forestals represent the entire community?
Damn you suck.

Arae-Sock-Puppet: I have not been here in a long time, but I am fully
willing to beat you like a red-headed stepchild until you apologize.

Tiamat-Sock-Puppet: Useless Ultimatum still stands! I feel popular and
influential because there are so many posts over me!

Farret-Sock-Puppet: We shall kill you in advance, then!

Rhadamanthys-Sock-Puppet: Tiamat! I WANT TO HAVE YOUR BABIES!

Jarrel-Sock-Puppet: This Tiamat, the stupid is strong with this one.

Shorin-Sock-Puppet: You are not even a citizen of Mhaldor, Tiamat! What
the hell are you doing?!

Tsara-Sock-Puppet: Tiamat was kicked out for exterminating, get off our
backs. Be proactive.

Bleak-Sock-Puppet: You will have to step over me before you kill Tiamat!

(14733) Vigile-Sock-Puppet: So, here is the play-by-play of what we are
seeing here. Tiamat exterminates, he is killed. He tries a new tactic,
EXTERMINIATING! And is killed. Okay, plan B! Exterminate! Aug,
stabstabstabstab. Tiamat don quit that easily! (14734) Ah, make that
holocaust instead of exterminate.

Conor-Sock-Puppet: Tsara, he still runs like a girl to Mhaldor! Ah, and
never question Forestal sincerity. Blame society!

Kupo-Sock-Puppet: Tiamat sarks.


Another Five Post Intermission. Feel free to take a nap.


(14742) Naia-Sock-Puppet: I agree with Vigile. Rhadamanthys is an idiot.
Extended discourse of error of the ways of Tiamat.

Rhadamanthys-Sock-Puppet: Over-extended discourse on how Tiamat is
likely misguided, but no coward.

Naia-Sock-Puppet: He is not brave, he is stupid. And useless. Have him
take on a city, now, he might be something

Tiamat-Sock-Puppet: Nonsensical challenge-to-all-forestals post.

(14746) Caelan-Sock-Puppet: You run away faaaast.

Skye-Sock-Puppet: Way to be evil Rhadamanthys. Step on flowers.
Diabolical logic there.

Rhadamanthys-Sock-Puppet: Big words Barrage! Take that, Skye!

Jago-Sock-Puppet: Actually thought out accusatory post! Gasp!

Baraka-Sock-Puppet: Simple obvious answer to complicated question. Ha!

Aelyn-Sock-Puppet: Further refutation of link between Vertani and Tiamat
with similar obvious answer.

Gabrar-Sock-Puppet: Let us not forget, Tiamat sucks.

(14757) Jago-Sock-Puppet: This post is too long.

Conor-Sock-Puppet: The Vertani are not related to Tiamat holobombing the
forest!

Jago-Sock-Puppet: Vague stated relation between Vertani and Tiamat.

Fen-Sock-Puppet: Bad attempt at humour.

Greyda-Sock-Puppet: You know nothing of Nature, Jago! Stop trying to
tell us what to do!

Dumas-Sock-Puppet: Short thought-out city govermental post relating to
Vertani.

Conor-Sock-Puppet: Long story short. Your logic is skeeeewed.

Farret-Sock-Puppet: Sentinel side of the Vertani story. Tiamat is still
wrong.

Jago-Sock-Puppet: I was a Sentinel for a while, behold my thought
processes!

Gabrar-Sock-Puppet: A little more force on the forestal side would have
prevented all of this, Conor.

Hyperlith-Sock-Puppet: Jago, stop glorifying your own intellect. Another
long-winded post.

Greyda-Sock-Puppet: Jago, you dun get it! Shut your filthy hole!

Rakot-Sock-Puppet: Insulting and not-so-thought-out post. Shut up
Greyda.

Greyda-Sock-Puppet: No you shut up.

Bleak-Sock-Puppet: Another gleam-inspired Bleakism.

Jago-Sock-Puppet: More beating with the intellect.

Tow-Sock-Puppet: Smart enough to keep his thoughts short and sweet on
the subject.

Jago-Sock-Puppet: Use of actual quotes. GASP!

Arietta-Sock-Puppet: I was misquoted!

Jago-Sock-Puppet: Refutation of misuse of quoted words for stated
purposes.

Accipiter-Sock-Puppet: Whether you are right or wrong, you are still
wrong.



Any likenesses to actual people represented are completely real. Any
strife caused by this post means you need socks.

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Ero, in the year 393 AF.