And he said!

And SHE said!

I'm right!

He's Wrong!

OMG shut up!

No YOU!

NO you!

-insert thinly veiled insult here-

DECLARATION OF PK!

I'm -insert former guild here- so you have to listen to me!

Oh yeah? Well I'm -insert high rank here- so HA!

-insert official statement by some other high ranked person regarding
the matter, it goes unreplied or silent for a few days-

-insert long blather in effort to rebutt what was said-

...WTF are you talking about?

-rinse, repeat-

Penned by my hand on the 5th of Ero, in the year 393 AF.