To whomever sent me a short little letter nicely reminding me that I
forgot to do something important, I say to you, come forth, be blunt.
Tell me what I have forgotten, as I'm a mere dwarf and cannot remember
everything. I forget much and need to be reminded often. If this is
important to you, which obviously it is since you took the time to send
a letter, just tell me openly what it is I've forgotten so that I can
see to it. Playing games with a dwarf's mind is not going to get you the
end results you desire. It will only confuse the little person even more
*g*

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Mayan, in the year 389 AF.