A guy walks into Fire & Spice and pulls up a stool next to a pirate.
After a few drinks he asks the pirate "how did you get the peg leg? The
pirate replies "our ship got overrun by some rivals and I was thrown
overboard into shark infested waters. One of them bit my leg off".

Then the man asks " so how did you get the hook?" The pirate replies
"lost it in a good old-fashioned sword fight".

Finally the man asks "so how did you get the eyepatch?". The pirate says
"a damn seagull shit in my eye". The man, very perplexed responds "you
mean you got blinded by a seagull crapping in your eye?" The pirate
responds "no, it was my first day with the hook."

Penned by my hand on the 1st of Mayan, in the year 389 AF.