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Public News Post #14401

Now now, children

Written by: Scarlattan Celery Selerin Wildfang, the Big Bad Wolf
Date: Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone



Now now, children, Why are we all getting so upset? Sure, the Jesters
can be annoying at times but that's no reason to try to KILL them all,
now is it? Honestly, if I went and killed everything that annoyed me
then there wouldn't be any monkeys or rats in the world.

People people, I suggest that you all take nice deep breathes, calm
down, and THEN post your little insults to one another. At the least,
your insults will be more well thought out.

ps. We only give cookies out to the ones that are funny or cute, not
annoying.



Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Chronos, in the year 387 AF.


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Public News Post #14401

Now now, children

Written by: Scarlattan Celery Selerin Wildfang, the Big Bad Wolf
Date: Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
Addressed to: Everyone



Now now, children, Why are we all getting so upset? Sure, the Jesters
can be annoying at times but that's no reason to try to KILL them all,
now is it? Honestly, if I went and killed everything that annoyed me
then there wouldn't be any monkeys or rats in the world.

People people, I suggest that you all take nice deep breathes, calm
down, and THEN post your little insults to one another. At the least,
your insults will be more well thought out.

ps. We only give cookies out to the ones that are funny or cute, not
annoying.



Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Chronos, in the year 387 AF.


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