Surt Dearest,
You talk about how you scare Kuntar, a jester of no skill or skills for
that matter. I find it funny how you wont step out of ashtan/shallam
without a 2 man team to back you up while i m around. And oh yes, the
reason for a 3 player team to kill me? let me jog my memory, Ah, the day
i transmogged you inside of 30 seconds while you and euronymous teamed
me, and then you both proceeded to run away? oh yes then you called
aladraion along for the fun. hilarious. Fear is an essential component
for your survival because when i find you, and oh yes i will. I m going
to turn you upside down, impale you (and you know that my rapier isnt
going through the normal entry point) in fact you might even find it
stimulating...then proceed to rip your stinkin intestines through your
nether regions where your scalemail wont protect you.
Farewell Coward
Jarrel, the Slick

Penned by my hand on the 19th of Chronos, in the year 387 AF.