Dearest Sapience,

Due to the last 5 years and all of the arguing, whining, crying,
bitching, moanin, confusion, internal turmoil, conspiracy, racism,
vindictiveness, and pure simple mental retardation... I have
thoroughly and successfully been driven insane.

On this note, I blame you all and declare myself "disabled" and
"handicapped" and I now request a pension, since I am unable to
perform satisfactory in my work, and my everyday life.

I'll be expecting my first bag of soveriegns in the mail at the
begining of next month.

From the Shallamese Asylum for Lunatics,
Aista "Ol' Crazy" Perfidious

Penned by my hand on the 23rd of Miraman, in the year 386 AF.